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Face-ile arguments: Getting it wrong about Face ID

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Beware, iPhone X users! Unscrupulous developers will soon have access to your precious bodily data!

Writing for the Forbes contributor network and weaponized wrongness foundry, Kevin Murnane asks “What Could Possibly Go Wrong? The iPhone X’s Face ID.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Nathan and @designheretic.)

Police are happy to report that the underlying point of this article was found wandering pantsless and confused in a Denny’s parking lot and has been returned to home safely.

Anyone who has been paying attention to what’s going on around them for at least some portion of their life has almost certainly experienced…

…a sudden and uncontrollable urge to go to the bathroom while stuck on a ferris wheel.

…Murphy’s Law.

Oh. Just the Macalope, then?

If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Kinda the same thing the Macalope said.

Anyway, Face ID is apparently all set to make a mess on the ferris wheel.

Is Face ID easier to use than the iPhone’s Touch ID? Not really.

Some would disagree.

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